Duke Nukem reads FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
Jon St. John, the excellently-named voice actor best-known for his portrayal of supermacho action hero Duke Nukem in the games of the same name, reads from Fifty Shades of Grey . Needless to say, not safe for work, or possibly your sanity: On a related note, voice actor Gilbert Gottfried reading the official audio book*. Even more needless to say, not safe for work or probably anywhere public: * Note: not actually official.